Yesterday, Maureen Dowd provided the revised version of George W. Bush's Second Inaugural Address--one that takes into account the new view of freedom and democracy necessitated by recent developments in Pakistan.
Here's a brief sample:
Original version:
In the long run, there is no justice without freedom, and there can be no human rights without human liberty.
Revised version:
In the long run, there is justice without freedom, and there can be human rights once the human rights activists have been thrown in the pokey.
The best line in the revised version:
Police tear-gassing lawyers is really just a foreign version of tort reform, which I support.
You can read the whole thing here.