Monday, September 20, 2004

Is the Vietnam War Over?

Andy Borowitz reports today that the American presidential campaign is causing some confusion in Southeast Asia:

Citing the persistent bickering over Vietnam in the current U.S. presidential ampaign, the president of Vietnam today asked the United States government for “official confirmation” that the Vietnam War is over.

“We were pretty sure that the war was over,” said President Tran Duc Luong, “but we thought it wouldn’t hurt to check.”